Thursday, March 19, 2009

Low mortgage rates + Miami + Lamborghini =

SOLD! Maybe I should have checked with my wife first, but when I saw this deal online yesterday, I said enough with frugal living.....I want CHANGE I can believe in. So I put down a 0.001% down payment on a new condo in South Beach and got a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder for FREE!!

Now my tax accountant wife is going to spoil all of my fun by telling me that the Lamborghini is a taxable benefit and that I have to pay tax on the $260k retail value of the car.

Checkout the link here...... if you'd like to be our new neighbor in South Beach.

"Only seven of the 28 South of Fifth residences remain to be sold. Purchase one of the last seven ocean front units and receive a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder 2008."

* Full disclosure - this is of course a joke. My wife would send a team of snipers from NJ to Clayton in about 0.0024 seconds if I had purchased a condo (particularly a ridiculously overpriced condo in Miami) without consulting her :)

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